History jokes
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!