What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
If you think about it the 9/11 memorial it just a scoreboard
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
