History jokes
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
It was 9/10.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!