What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
