History jokes
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.