History jokes
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.