What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
