History jokes
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.