Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.