I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
