History jokes
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.