My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
