What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
If I was a history teacher I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them
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What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter? Only one came out the chamber.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? Cause they only had 4 trucks.
as i am from south carolina i just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about
them slaves taking credit for everything
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
Your hairline go so far back it went back to when earth was created.
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack mr khan and give him a big fat whack cos his teaching's got lack his system i will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack I'll throw him on the clothing rack on his seat I'll put thumb tacks i'll break his momma's back.... and he'll never come back @DreamBlue
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Your hairline goes so back that the History Channel made a show about it.
YO MAMA IS SO OLD THAT WHEN SHE WAS IN HISTORY CLASS AS A KID ALL THEY LEARNED ABOUT WAS THEMSELVES
the man fired from the world trade center on september 10
that is just plain wrong
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes? You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy? But he really saved the History Channel.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realised I was in a rape museum
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club? Because he hated the pols
When was the biggest bbq in history? Hiroshima August 6 1945
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
