History jokes
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.