History jokes
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.