History jokes
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.