History jokes
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.