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You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? What's there gone they never come back.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
No one
Absolutely no one
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK
someone at my school the other day said the whoever killed hittler was a hero. whos going to tell him?
i heard world war 500000 in my parents
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: We are not terrorists. Why would ever do that in our history? The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* Yall were the first mother fuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action.
1 person: You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Yall say it's heritage and not hate but clearly still a fucking loser and your flag has an X means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. Im not saying all white people are racist but I am talking about the ones who voted for trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE>
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
