History jokes
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.