History jokes
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.