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You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"

You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."

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    • Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

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    • What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

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    ...

    Their knees.

    *Ba dum tss*

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    • I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

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    • What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

    Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.

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    • John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.

    When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

    2001/9/11.

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    • 1950: In the future there will be flying cars.

    2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.

    A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.

    He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

    The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.

    Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"

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    • Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?

    Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........

    Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.

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