History jokes
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
Jesus created the T-pose first.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
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