History jokes
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.