History jokes
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.