What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
Dodo.
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
