History jokes
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
The last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Knight HAHAHAHA!
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
Dodo.