Black Friday jokes

When was the first Black Friday?

1619.

I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.

When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?

On Black Friday!!!

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.

Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.

I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.

Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!