Black Friday jokes

When was the first Black Friday?

1619.

I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.

When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?

On Black Friday!!!

Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.

I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.