Black Friday jokes

I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.

When was the first Black Friday?

1619.

Cyber Monday

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

Black comedy name week:

Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday

When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?

On Black Friday!!!