What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter? Only one came out the chamber.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
