The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Long live the queeβOh wait...
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Hey, letβs go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
What is something you canβt say in a superhero movie?
βIs it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, itβs heading straight for the World Trade Center.β
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
what do you call 6 gay men in ww2
rainbow six seige
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasnβt the only thing that went down.