History jokes
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.