What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
