History jokes
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.