History jokes
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).