So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
