Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
