My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
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What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
