Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
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What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter? Only one came out the chamber.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
