History jokes
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.