History jokes
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.