History

History jokes

What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?

"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"

Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.

Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.