History jokes
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...