Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
why are nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting
Back To The Future-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY Marty but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
if Germany is the father land and Russia is the mother land would WII just be domestic violence
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
(no joke) paul walker is the best legend to go down in history, change my mind
My grandpa was amazing. He killed hitler
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Iran: we can beat the USA
Japan: YOU DO REALIZE WE BEAT HIM IN BATTLE SHIP AND HE DROPPED THE SUN ON US
Iran: So?
Japan: TWICE
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
So my kid every time I walk in the door he shuts his laptop so i check his history It was good but my wife checked mine and she didn't say the same the words I head was get out.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki? The worlds first microwaves.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD and it diagnosed me with slavery
The only person I’d have a cooking lesson with is Hitler
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during world war two. He was an officer. Me: Cool, what rank of officer? Jim: SS. Me: ...
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
