History

History Jokes

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How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?

There were an awful lot of red flags!

I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."

In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.

Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.

"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.

His father pointed at a map of North America.

"Arenโ€™t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.

The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.

"And Iโ€™m told weโ€™re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"

The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.

"Where is Germany again, Father?"

He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.

Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."

"Yes?"

"Has Hitler seen this map?"

Whatโ€™s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes? You canโ€™t milk the cow after 12 years.

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… (no offense)

(To circumcised people)

American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!

British: At least our towers didnโ€™t fall. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.