History jokes
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.