History jokes
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.