History jokes
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨