History jokes
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.