Him jokes

Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?

Because they kept booing him off stage!

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.

So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.

I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)

Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.

August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.

Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.

Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"

When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.

The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.

I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.