Him jokes
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.