Him jokes

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?

Because they kept booing him off stage!

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

Friend: Do you know him?

Other Friend: Know who?

Friend: My dick!

RAID HIM https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZEAEVyTsAdnjawrdCkDu-A/videos

My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.

A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...

Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.

My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:

Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*