Him jokes

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.

Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?

Because they kept booing him off stage!

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

Friend: Do you know him?

Other Friend: Know who?

Friend: My dick!

RAID HIM https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZEAEVyTsAdnjawrdCkDu-A/videos

My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.

A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"