Him jokes

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Where's freshfry when I need him? :(

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.

Friend: Do you know him?

Other Friend: Know who?

Friend: My dick!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.

August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

Julius Caesar & Tork Poettschke at the doctor's office:

"The doctor has now sent me the bill."

"Make him aware of his duty of confidentiality!"