Him jokes

One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

What do you call an orphan who likes football?

Because someone will actually give him something.

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.

I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"