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One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
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My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.