Him jokes

My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.

A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.

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I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?

Because they kept booing him off stage!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!

Where's freshfry when I need him? :(