Him jokes

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.

Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

What do you call an orphan who likes football?

Because someone will actually give him something.

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.

What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

Where's freshfry when I need him? :(

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!