I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Him Jokes
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
