Him jokes

I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.

This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.

His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.

The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."

How many letters are in the English Alphabet?

Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.

So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.

I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!

Why did the emo kid hate the tree?

It left him hanging.

Why did the orphan die?

He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.

Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.