Him jokes

Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.

My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.

Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.

Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.

Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

How many letters are in the English Alphabet?

Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.

So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.

I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!

Why did the emo kid hate the tree?

It left him hanging.