HI jokes

Parent

    • Dear Grad Parents,

    Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.

    There will be more information to follow in the coming days.

    Thank you.

    Friend

    • Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

    HI memes

    Cock

    • Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

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    • Chat

    • Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.

    Friend

    • To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.

    Knock knock

    • Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!

    Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"

    Life

    • Hi Gwen, how is life!

    A. Bad, lame, and suckish.

    B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!

    C. Perfect!

    I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!

    Loser

    • Kid: Hi Mum!

    Mum: Hi, Loser!

    Kid: Why?

    Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!

    Kid: Waaaaaaa!

    I know this is not funny, but who cares?

    Constitution

    • Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

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