HI jokes

Hi I did a...

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

Hi 👋 I have some good

Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal!

Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)

Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!

So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)

So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D

This is Sally.

Sally says hi.

This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

"Hi, plane," said the tower.

Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.

Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"

Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"

Hi Prince.

A proud new dad sits down with his own father.

His father says, "Son, you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.

The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.

His father says, "Hi, Honored, I'm Dad."

Hi! Could I join?

Why did you say hi?

Because you wanted to.

Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:

1 Gwen

2 water sharky

So on and so on.

We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀

Hi boo!