HI jokes

When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

What did the kids say hi to? A slide.

Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?

Person 2: Andrew?

What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!

Wife: "Hi honey, I'm pregnant."

Husband: "Hi pregnant, I'm dad."

Wife: "No, you're not...."

Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

Hi 👋 ooooo has tyyyyyyyyuyuyu

What did the female dog say to the mirror?

Hi, bitch!

Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

Hi 👋

Wife: "Honey, I'm pregnant."

Husband: "Hi, Pregnant, I'm dad."

Wife: "No, you're not."

Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!

What did a car say hi to?

It said hi to the school.

Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.

Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!

Child: I am hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!

Child: *groans* *walks away*

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.