HI Jokes

i say hi to sans sans shows is hand and say's is hand to meet you and we both lath

Wife: "Honey, I'm pregnant."

Husband: "Hi, Pregnant, I'm dad."

Wife: "No, you're not."

my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time...................tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time

billie: hi

me: you wanna hear a story?

billie: yes sure

me: once upon a time, i ran over your dog last night.

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Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH

Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.