HI Jokes

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!

billie: hi.

me: You wanna hear a story?

billie: Yes, sure.

me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.

Wife: "Honey, I'm pregnant."

Husband: "Hi, Pregnant, I'm dad."

Wife: "No, you're not."

Hi 👋

What did a car say hi to?

It said hi to the school.

"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

Wife: "Hi honey, I'm pregnant."

Husband: "Hi pregnant, I'm dad."

Wife: "No, you're not...."

What did the kids say hi to? A slide.

Hi 👋 ooooo has tyyyyyyyyuyuyu

Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!

Hi, how are you doing today?

What did the female dog say to the mirror?

Hi, bitch!

Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?

Person 2: Andrew?

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.