HI jokes

Orphanage

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

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  • Orphanage

    When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

    Hand

    I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

    Dog

    billie: hi.

    me: You wanna hear a story?

    billie: Yes, sure.

    me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.

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  • Memes

    Pregnancy

    Wife: "Honey, I'm pregnant."

    Husband: "Hi, Pregnant, I'm dad."

    Wife: "No, you're not."

    Dad

    Dad, I'm hungry.

    Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

    Dad

    Wife: "Hi honey, I'm pregnant."

    Husband: "Hi pregnant, I'm dad."

    Wife: "No, you're not...."

    TV

    Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.