Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that A. Feminism Is just a pile of dumb shit
B. That Men are actually treated unequally.
SO
we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.
hi. I am joe
I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick".
She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied "you just ask nicely
A girls walks into an Adult Store. "Hi I want to buy that Red Dildo right there"
Cashier: that's a Fire Extinguisher you whore"
Hi I gave a blind kid a gun I told it was a hairdryer
A emo went to hi five a tree and it left them hanging
What did the cow say to its udders? Hi
Hi guys
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, Bud
If someone calls you, reply with this “Hi this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?
MOM: honey im pregnet DAD:Hi pregnet im dad MOM:No your not
girl: hey. orphan; hi girl; wanna be friends? orphan: sure girl:ok and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over
Wife: (on phone) hi Husband: hey I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
Hi how are you doing today did
What did the Female dog say to the mirror?Hi Bitch
Hi welcome to David’s sperm bank you Jack it we pack it how may I help you?
Friend: hi orphan Orphan: tell me a yo mamma joke Friend: ummm Orphan: exactly U can't Friend: yo mamma so disappointed she left
Gf:Hi
Bf:Hi
Gf:did you eat yet
bf:did you eat yet?
Gf:are you copying me?
Bf:are you coping me??
Gf:i love you
Bf:yeah i ate already
hi i am bill
