HI Jokes

This is the true worst joke ever: What did the person say to the other guy when he met him? Hi!

You go up to a bar and say hi he doesnโ€™t look at you you keep saying hi he says what then you realize that he is the one that u stole his lady from but then he doesnโ€™t give you any drink you say why he screams at you and then says YOUR FIVE

Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You

Years later: Dad still did not come back