You know when you sign up for something and it says *im not a robot* guess he never had the chance to tick that
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
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Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going
Did you hear about the guys who’s whole left side was cut off? Yeah, he’s all right now.
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
because he died
My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if yhu jump and yell parkour, it’ll just be a failed stunt
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
becasuse he got hit by a bus
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV His daughter comes in and says "dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! Its because when you were born a rose peddle fell on your head." "Cool" Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said "dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied,"Oh! its because when you were a baby, a daisy peddle fell on your head." "Awesome" Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said "DuUuBuDuRDeEDeRdUuUuU!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
A Man walks into a bar and Orders 3 shots of Whisky, The Bartender asks "What's got you down" The man says "I just found out my Niece is gay." The next day he orders 4 shots of Whisky The Bartender asks "What's got you down now?" The man says "I just found out my son is gay." The next day he orders 6 shots of whisky The Bartender says "Got anybody who likes Women?" The man says "My wife does."
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar...
He orders a drink.
Michael Jakson gets really ill so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there he says 'am i in heaven?' The doctor replies 'Nah sir we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward.'
What do you call a dog with no legs ?
It doesn't matter he isn't coming to you.
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar
