Skeleton's Dance Absence

Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

Because he’s dead.

You idiot.

Explanation

This is an anti-joke, the humor comes from the unexpected and obvious answer. Instead of a clever pun or twist, the response is just a simple statement of fact, which contrasts the setup that suggests a reason related to a skeleton's nature.

Comments (9)

Frisky

6 years ago

Hey maybe you should leaf them alone

lol

6 years ago

lol

cuminmybum

6 years ago

not funny

EH boi 176

6 years ago

no because he had No BODY to go with

sans

5 years ago

i grow you can do better i’m rooting for ya bud

FloweyTheFlower

5 years ago

Ha good one

Jcy

5 years ago

Me idiot

i

5 years ago

poor guy he did not have the balls to go

Orphan

5 years ago

bro your so funny

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