Skeleton's Dance Absence

This is an anti-joke, the humor comes from the unexpected and obvious answer. Instead of a clever pun or twist, the response is just a simple statement of fact, which contrasts the setup that suggests a reason related to a skeleton's nature.

• Skeleton
• Dance
• Dead
• Death
• Idiot
• Party

• Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
• Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
• Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
• What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?