Hes

Hes jokes

North Korean

I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.

He said he couldn't complain.

Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.

Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.

Canada

Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.

What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?

"Hello, ladies!"

Alabama

Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?

Because he's too high.

Dark Humor

I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?

He-he-eat!

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Special needs

My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"

Michael Jackson

Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.

He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?

Push?! He fell...

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

Michael Jackson

Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.

Michael Jackson

What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."

Michael Jackson

Where does Michael Joseph Jackson like to eat at?

A Del-he-he.