Hes jokes
I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.
He said he couldn't complain.
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."
Where does Michael Joseph Jackson like to eat at?
A Del-he-he.