Hes jokes
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.
Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."
Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."
*Operator hears a distant gunshot*
Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.