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A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked If I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt and he disappeared. Shame on you Penaldo.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar
Because he Lost May!!
John Lennon: What a nice view
John walked outside.
He got shot
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Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead
I offered to share a Meal with an Homeless Person once but he said "Piss off and buy your Own"
When the Boogey-man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Today a child asked if I was an angle, I asked why and he said "mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
A scare crow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field
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A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them. He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic 😉
He is looking for children if you don't know who edp445 is look him up
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Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
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I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression... Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
