60+ Best Hero Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Hitler

GenericDeez178 · 3 years ago

John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.

Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"

John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"

Release

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person with brown hair and a black and white jacket sits on an orange couch with a grey patterned background. The text below the image says "epstein list releases" and "ecelebs start leaving the platform".

Chuck Norris

Anonymous · 9 years ago

Chuck Norris is...

What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.

Superman

Anonymous · 5 years ago

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

Kidney donation

murder muffin · 3 years ago

If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!

God

Robust Silverfish · 3 months ago

A screenshot of two YouTube comments. The first comment is by @CHUCKYVERT, stating that God always works and mentioning an autistic cousin who became a multimillionaire. The reply is by @LucasPeterson-v5r, mockingly agreeing and saying God is the love of his life, adding 'God go boom boom in my heart all praise lordy ma'bumko hero of the African warlord ik'bo'.

Airport

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A close-up of a face with wide, red-rimmed eyes and a strange expression. The text above reads, "The airport security guard after I whisper 'Don't be a hero' to him."

Porn

tabs1528 · 2 years ago

A multi-panel comic shows a group of men discussing an Overwatch hero, followed by a panel of the hamster character, and a final panel of the men looking shocked. The text in the first panel says: "Ok, we need to make an Overwatch hero people won't use as porn material." The text in the second panel says "Perfect!". The last panel contains the text "10 Seconds Later".

Man

Erichh · 4 years ago

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Eye

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.

A photo of Winston-Salem State QB Rudy Johnson with a black eye, accompanied by text stating that the picture was published on November 18, 2013, by Larry Brown and text that promotes help for children who lost parents in the Russian war in Ukraine.

School Year

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A display of rifles in a retail store with a sign above it that reads "OWN THE SCHOOL YEAR LIKE A HERO".

Avenger

DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

The Avengers team stands together, ready for action. But instead of their usual faces, each member sports the smug grin of the "Dap me up" emoji. The text overlay reads: "Dapvengers assemble."

Camera

Wade · 3 years ago

The hero we needed but didn’t deserve

A picture shows the character Spiderman lying on the floor while other people watch him. On the left, a blue character from the game Among Us is placed on the image. The text on the image says: "When you stand and die in front of camera to bait the impostor so security will know. Carefully, he's a crewmate."

Distraction

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A red and gold robot with glowing green eyes and a silver head is holding a burning red sword. The text on the image reads, "when you create a distraction that ends up saving the universe. Heor"

Life

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝 · 3 years ago

omg

The image has a black background with white text that says, "I SUCK AT LIFE. I SUCK AT EVERYTHING I DO. I SHOULD GIVE UP. I WILL GIVE UP." Then in red, "BECOME AN HERO."

Clown

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A clown with white face paint, a red nose, and rainbow hair is being interviewed by CityNews. The news banner says "CityNews EXCLUSIVE" and "DOO DOO THE CLOWN" under it. Under that, "HERO" is written.

Civil War

Wade · 3 years ago

True tho

The image is a three-panel comparison. The top panel shows a large group of superheroes from the Civil War comic book. The second panel depicts a few superheroes running in an airport, representing the movie version. The third panel features Deadpool with text below him saying, "It's almost like the studio couldn't afford more heroes..." The text in the image reads, "CIVIL WAR IN THE COMICS... IN THE MOVIES... HMM... IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE STUDIO COULDN'T AFFORD MORE HEROES..." and includes a small VIA 9GAG.COM text.

Community talk

YumMan

Dab me Up is a true hero

Face mcshooty

im kinda bored whats yall fav super hero ?

αmy

favorite song off heroes and villains?