Kidney donation jokes

Kidney

    • Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

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    • Kidney

    • Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.

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    • Kidney

    • When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.

    When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!

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    • Kidney

    • If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!

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    • Apple

    • An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

    Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.

    My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

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