Why is it you donate one kidney you're a hero but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
the biggest legend is technoblade
I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!
Your hairline design was used as the batman logo
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!🍷👊💥😂
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
As an honest Penaldo fan I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona. I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Kid:I want to be batman Ok when he gets home his parents are dead
Chuck norris is...
what? You don't need to know what he is. he's just, chuck
Whats superman's weaknesses....kryptonite and horses
hitler is a national hero he killed hitler... oh wait
Spider man no way home know why he’s a orphan now
I went into the supermarket everything was half off. of course I took the bottom half of spider man
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
The p in Batman stands for parents
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot
demon slayer is yay and who's fav in demon slayer
