Hero jokes
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!