Courage jokes
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion!! 🦁
In a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo...
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
You don't have any balls.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.