Distraction

Distraction memes

Cricket

Cricket

When your girl wants to hug when your watching the game

A photograph showing two male Indian cricket players in blue uniform on the field. One player (Virat Kohli, holding a cricket ball) is being tightly embraced and lifted off the ground by the other player in a cuddling motion. The overlay text reads: "WHEN BAE WANTS TO CUDDLE BUT YOU'RE TOO BUSY WATCHING THE MATCH".
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  • Jokes

    Girlfriend

    German

    I hooked up with my German girlfriend. It was really distracting when she kept saying her age.

    Suicide hotline

    I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.

    I replied I'd get ink poisoning.

    Wouldn't recommend, the police came.

    School

    She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.