25+ Bravery Jokes

Like if you have balls.

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.

Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!

My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.

Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.

John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.

Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"

John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was an amazing pilot.

Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Riddles not jokes.

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

What has bark but no bite?

There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?

What has holes but can carry water?

What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?

What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?

What can you catch but not throw?

And last one:

What can rule, but not command?

Tell me the answers in the comments.

Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/

One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.

The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.

Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.

Her: I am scared!

Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.

Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.

Tip for Kindness for the day.

Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.

Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen

When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.