Her jokes
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Her (DYM 121).
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.