Her jokes

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?

Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.

Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"