Her jokes
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
Her (DYM 121).
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What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!