Her jokes
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!