Her jokes
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.