Her jokes
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Memes
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Her (DYM 121).
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!