Her jokes
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.