Her jokes
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
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You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.