Her Jokes

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!

Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!

How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?

Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!

A photo from under a bed with the text "DO NOT LET HER DO A BACKFLIP ON THE D!!!!"

If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

I heard Danielle Smith likes trains.

So I told her to go stand in front of one.

Q: What did the AISH worker say after her throat was slashed?

A: Ckkkkkk

This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."

He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!