Her jokes

Number

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

Hair

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Girl

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Sister

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Bra

Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!

Problem

I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.

People

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Fan

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

Love

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

Choice

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

Drug

Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?

Sister

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Dandruff

How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?

Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!