Her jokes
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.