Her jokes
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.