Her jokes
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.