Her jokes

Power

    • When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.

    Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.

    Momma

    • Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

    Cake

    • At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

    “Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

    Her memes

    Mamma

    • Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

    Squat

    • A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"

    Lipstick

    • The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

    Sister

    • My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

    Cookout

    • I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.

    Megan

    • Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

    Sister

    • I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.