Her jokes
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"