Her jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?

Because she loved raisin' kids!

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!