Her jokes

Woman

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

Mama

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Emo

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Grape

Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?

Because she loved raisin' kids!

Mom

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Gift

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

Reincarnation

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Mama

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Father

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

Car

"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Mom

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Signal

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

Son

Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?

Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.

Dad: She had to take the deep penis.

Son: Umm...... WHAT!?

Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.

Dad: Oh for god's sakes.

Dad: Epi Pen.

Sex

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.