Her jokes

How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...

Me: Knock Knock

Her:

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

I was at the bank yesterday.

A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.