Her jokes
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.