Her jokes
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
What’s the benefit of dating a homeless woman?
You can drop her off anywhere.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.