Her jokes

She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?

Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"

BAJAHAHAHHAA

An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.

Not screaming like her passengers.

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”