Her jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."

What has 2 arms but no legs?

A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?

Call and tell her about it.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?

Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.