Her jokes

I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.

Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.

One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.

I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?

Crack/her

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?

Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?

Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"