Her jokes
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.
I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.
Not screaming like her passengers.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.