Her jokes
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.
So I brought her a new bathroom scale.
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.
I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.
Not screaming like her passengers.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"