Her jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?

Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"

BAJAHAHAHHAA

There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?

Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?

Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.